Spring Break Hellscape

2006-04-02T19:15:00.000-07:00

Donnie and Aunt Bevs cool down after an unusually tense Skee-Ball sesh at the Miami Dade County Fair. Officer Jenks approaches in hopes of retreiving all of the stolen prize tickets that she stuffed into her fannypack as they fled the scene.
Donnie and Aunt Bev cool down after an unusually tense Skee-Ball sesh at the Miami Dade County Fair., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Not realizing that this exact shot was going to end up on the internets, Shelly bends her knees.

2006-04-02T19:08:00.000-07:00

Chelsea is so amped., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Kessler Dorm 3rd Floor Varsity Beer Pong

2006-04-02T18:50:00.000-07:00

Kessler Dorm 3rd Floor Varsity Beer Pong, originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Mark contemplates what a total perve the owner of American Apparel is. (Yes, its really him)

2006-03-23T09:31:00.000-08:00

Mark contemplates what a total perve the owner of American Apparel is. (Yes, its really him), originally uploaded by daniefiller.

The owner of American Apparel fully tried to take this 18 year old girl to the boneyard. (This is not a lie)

2006-03-23T09:30:00.000-08:00

The owner of American Apparel fully tried to take this 18 year old girl to the boneyard. (This is not a lie), originally uploaded by daniefiller.

The owner of American Apparel gets his dance on after objectifying every woman on Ocean Drive. (This is a lie.)

2006-03-23T09:29:00.000-08:00

The owner of American Apparel gets his dance on after objectifying every woman on Ocean Drive. (This is a lie.), originally uploaded by daniefiller.

Don't put this picture on the internets! My mom can't know I got impetigo from a drunk ho!

2006-03-23T09:19:00.000-08:00

Don't put this picture on the internets! My mom can't know I got impetigo from a drunk ho!, originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

im·pe·ti·go P Pronunciation Key (mp-tg)
n. pl. im·pe·ti·gos

A contagious bacterial skin infection, usually of children, that is characterized by the eruption of superficial pustules and the formation of thick yellow crusts, commonly on the face.

Nobody calls her "Titfany" at the Our Lady of the Ugly Celtic Cross Tattoo's prayer liquid breakfast.

2006-03-23T09:14:00.000-08:00

Nobody calls her "Titfany" at the Our Lady of the Ugly Celtic Cross Tattoo's prayer liquid breakfast., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

You can take his Soul Glo and the bottom half of his light rinse denims, but you can't take a look at his nips.

2006-03-23T09:12:00.000-08:00

You can take his Soul Glo and the bottom half of his light rinse denims, but you can't take a look at his nips., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

If Elian Dogzalez doesn't ride, the terrorists win.

2006-03-23T09:11:00.000-08:00

If Elian Dogzalez doesn't ride, the terrorists win., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

The only thing more painful than the regret of Myspace/JFK hair? A dislocated shoulder.

2006-03-23T09:10:00.001-08:00

The only thing more painful than the regret of Myspace/JFK hair? A dislocated shoulder., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

Myspace Tool belt now holds 3 mesh hats, two chain wallets, and one giant tool.

2006-03-23T09:10:00.000-08:00

Myspace Tool belt now holds 3 mesh hats, two chain wallets, and one giant tool., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

Big Al and little mr. Suarez make a great team in spreading God's 'conditional' love

2006-03-21T13:39:00.000-08:00

Big Al and little mr. Suarez make a great team in spreading God's 'conditional' love, originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

Life sucks when you're the only black guy with one normal acid washed leg and one tiny khaki one.

2006-03-21T13:27:00.000-08:00

Life sucks when you're the only black guy with one normal acid washed leg and one tiny khaki one., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

After realizing he can't/hasn't seen his ween in 8 years, Bono Diesel accepts that he has wasted his life.

2006-03-17T16:36:00.000-08:00

After realizing he can't/hasn't seen his ween in 8 years, Bono Diesel accepts that he has wasted his life., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Two rice cakes, one grape and a Zima 12-pack followed by a Coors Light chaser ultimately proved a most unfortunate combination for Mandy.

2006-03-17T16:35:00.000-08:00

Two rice cakes, one grape and a Zima 12-pack followed with a Coors Light chaser proved itself to be a most unfortunate combination for Mandy., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Garbage Santa is just like real Santa cepta he smells like pee, lost a ball in 'Nam, and exists.

2006-03-17T16:20:00.000-08:00

Garbage Santa is like real Santa cepta he smells like pee, lost a ball in 'Nam, and exists., originally uploaded by Pony_Chu.

True fact: South Beach has a higher crucifix to person ratio than the Vatican. In fact, the Pope's on his way here for Jello Shooterz.

2006-03-17T16:19:00.000-08:00

True fact: South Beach has a higher crucifix to person ratio than the Vatican. In fact, the Pope's on his way for Jello Shooterz., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

2006-03-17T16:18:00.002-08:00

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2006-03-17T16:18:00.001-08:00

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2006-03-17T16:18:00.000-08:00

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2006-03-17T16:17:00.000-08:00

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"Bruce, that mannypack full of steroids is just the most darling thing I've ever seen. Group hug!"

2006-03-17T16:11:00.000-08:00

"That mannypack full of steroids is just the most darling thing I've ever seen. Group hug!", originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Dear Coach, following the preseason diet -- if beer is a vegetable. Booyah! Yrs In Christ, Mario.

2006-03-15T23:53:00.000-08:00

Dear Coach, following the preseason diet -- if beer is a vegetable. Booyah! Yrs In Christ, Mario., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Someone please think of a funny caption for this one ASAP cause we're stumped. (We saw her whole hiney twice but D's camera was too slow, dangit.)

2006-03-15T23:38:00.000-08:00

Someone please help us think of a funny caption for this one. Please!, originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

We were shocked to run into a highly intoxicated Har Mar Superstar.

2006-03-14T16:00:00.000-08:00

We were shocked to run into a highly intoxicated Har Mar Superstar., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Lady Sovereign on her way to Club Tropicana to kick some balls

2006-03-14T05:40:00.000-08:00

Lady Sovereign on her way to Club Tropicana to kick some balls, originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

Santa poses for a quick snap on his way into the Gilette Satin Care private party.

2006-03-14T05:38:00.000-08:00

Santa's doing some ho ho's outside of Versace's house, originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.

2006-03-14T05:37:00.000-08:00

Danielle cozying up to her exciting new boo, Young Jeezy. A small shooting incident occurred shortly after this photograph was taken; the result of another brother trying to holler at her.

Young Jeezy and D right before he took out his 9mm and started to go crazy., originally uploaded by SpringBreakHellscape.