Not realizing that this exact shot was going to end up on the internets, Shelly bends her knees.
Kessler Dorm 3rd Floor Varsity Beer Pong
Mark contemplates what a total perve the owner of American Apparel is. (Yes, its really him)
The owner of American Apparel fully tried to take this 18 year old girl to the boneyard. (This is not a lie)
The owner of American Apparel gets his dance on after objectifying every woman on Ocean Drive. (This is a lie.)
Don't put this picture on the internets! My mom can't know I got impetigo from a drunk ho!
Nobody calls her "Titfany" at the Our Lady of the Ugly Celtic Cross Tattoo's prayer liquid breakfast.
You can take his Soul Glo and the bottom half of his light rinse denims, but you can't take a look at his nips.
If Elian Dogzalez doesn't ride, the terrorists win.
The only thing more painful than the regret of Myspace/JFK hair? A dislocated shoulder.
Myspace Tool belt now holds 3 mesh hats, two chain wallets, and one giant tool.
Big Al and little mr. Suarez make a great team in spreading God's 'conditional' love
Life sucks when you're the only black guy with one normal acid washed leg and one tiny khaki one.
After realizing he can't/hasn't seen his ween in 8 years, Bono Diesel accepts that he has wasted his life.
Two rice cakes, one grape and a Zima 12-pack followed by a Coors Light chaser ultimately proved a most unfortunate combination for Mandy.
Garbage Santa is just like real Santa cepta he smells like pee, lost a ball in 'Nam, and exists.
True fact: South Beach has a higher crucifix to person ratio than the Vatican. In fact, the Pope's on his way here for Jello Shooterz.
"Bruce, that mannypack full of steroids is just the most darling thing I've ever seen. Group hug!"
Dear Coach, following the preseason diet -- if beer is a vegetable. Booyah! Yrs In Christ, Mario.
Someone please think of a funny caption for this one ASAP cause we're stumped. (We saw her whole hiney twice but D's camera was too slow, dangit.)
We were shocked to run into a highly intoxicated Har Mar Superstar.
Lady Sovereign on her way to Club Tropicana to kick some balls
Santa poses for a quick snap on his way into the Gilette Satin Care private party.
Danielle cozying up to her exciting new boo, Young Jeezy. A small shooting incident occurred shortly after this photograph was taken; the result of another brother trying to holler at her.
Dear Uncle Carl, Thanks again for posting bail for me. Yrs in Christ, Manny.
Eyes always on the prize, Alyssa and Derek take a moment to practice their routine for regionals.
Tiff and slutty Wilma Flintstone hi-tail it over to Partysphere, where ladies drink for free till 2 am.
If you were wondering were we are staying at, this is our apt. building..it's very peaceful here.
I am confused, is this our entrance or not?
